sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
well you can't waste a boner
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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