But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Randomize
