Dignity is for republicans.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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