trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
