Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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