You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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