He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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