Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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