She said her name was "party"
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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