The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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