508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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