She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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