Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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