how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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