Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Randomize
