sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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