she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
PANTIES FOUND
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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