How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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