after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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