I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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