He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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