I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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