They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
