we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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