Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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