Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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