dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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