GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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