Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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