I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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