Plan B is the new Plan A
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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