I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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