im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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