John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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