Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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