shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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