I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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