Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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