I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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