My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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