Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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