some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Just puked most of my soul out..
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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