It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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