Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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