Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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