He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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