One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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