just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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