I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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