i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize