The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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