question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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