babies were throwing up all over the place
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
